The Smarmy Bum.

Lil Wayne is in the hospital in critical condition…

And this is my buddy Omeed’s prediction

Here’s my prediction. Weezy drops an album later this year. It’s called The Resurrection. His first track on the record is called The Second Coming. It starts off with just a flatline beep for a good five/six seconds. Then we hear “Ahem…” followed by Weezy’s signature, nasally laughter. “Jesus ain’t ready for meh…haha…Jesus ain’t ready for me! Fuck this shit ni…” Then this fat ass beat drops, new shit, real ill type shit, and Weezy’s like “Yeh…I was in a coma \ seein’ shit like I was at the Moma \ and yeh ni… i was chewing on some somas \ it’s a brave new world \ fuck that shit, it’s wayne’s new world!” More laughter. Beat slows down. More chitter chatter from Wayne. Then the beat crescuendos and drops HARD again. Wayne goes OFF about getting brain from the nurses, about drinking purple stuff at the hospital, about how we wrote all these rhymes when he was out cold, and more stuff about bitches n shit. Anyway… that’s just my prediction. Don’t quote me on any of this stuff.

The Smarmy Bum